So at the health club tonight there was this basket of free Curel moisture lotion samples, and Lord knows I've never passed up "Free". (Which might explain the box of kittens in my trunk...)
I walk into the crowded women's locker room and read the back of the package aloud:
Directions: Apply this complementary sample to your driest body part. Now how am I supposed to put this on my wit?
2 comments:
And that's why I check your blog daily! I just thought I had a dry wit! Actually, I wish that I could write your type of posts. Short and funny. I seem to start typing and can't shut up! You have to really invest some time to finish one of my posts, although I would like to think that it is occasionally worthwhile. At any rate, I'm always glad to see a new post on your blog.
to the dykes next door. Don't worry about being long winded. I like to read your stuff too! Keep writing as your stuff is interesting too. We need to have different points of view otherwise life would really be boring :)
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