Whitney Houston seems to be leaving Bobby Brown a suspiciously short time after it has become common knowledge that Osama Bin Laden would like to make her a wife, wouldn’t you agree? Steven Colbert just observed the same on his show recently.
So what is it? Is Whitney “terrorist bait” as Colbert posits? Or is she divorcing Bobby to ‘save’ him from being a target? Perhaps Brown could do lunch with the Pope and Rushke and have a good laugh. In the Pope’s bunker.* While wearing Kevlar vests.
I guess the real question is, has Osama seen her lately?
*Don’t tell me some of those catacombs haven’t been reinforced.
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