Friday, September 22, 2006

Quit Polling My Leg!

Good Lord!

20% of Americans believe in a God who favors the United States in worldly affairs.
Whew! I'd hate to see what current state of affairs would be if God didn't! Like maybe we'd be hated world wide?

"Among those believers, Republicans are four times as numerous as Democrats."

That's pretty much the ratio of Republicans to Democrats in general, isn't it?

Boy, somebody's in for a big wake up call, eh, Allah? Bwha-ha-ha-ha!

Just to keep things in perspective, a
Harris poll of July 21, 2006 found:

72% of those polled thought the Iraqis are better off now than they were under Saddam Hussein.
64% feel Saddam Hussein had strong links with Al Qaeda.
55% hallucinate that history will give the U.S. credit for bringing freedom and democracy to Iraq.
50% believe Iraq had weapons of mass destruction when the U.S. invaded.

Just for the record, I disagree with all of the above. Yep, and I'm the nut case worshiping a bowl of spaghetti. Whatever.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cooked Spaghetti or raw? Just checking to see if we're the same religion.....

Lady Zeuss said...

Here I thought I was the only person on earth who read between the lines of sanctioned polls. Huh! WHERE did you find that graphic? I love it! Great noodly appendage!

Anonymous said...

maybe they should be asking the Iraqis if they feel they are better off and not some US citizen.(News flash Harris poll goes bankrupt on long distance calls to Iraq) :)But then that might make to much sense.
God dont favor us he hates everyone equally

The dykes next door said...

These polls just amaze me! How can anyone believe any of that? Maybe it's a vast right wing conspiracy! You would like to think that anyone with any sense at all would be able to see the truth. Maybe that's the problem. I like to point out to those type of people that where they were born for the most part determined their religion. If they had been born in Japan, they would be Shinto and possibly Buddhist, if they had been born in Iraq, they would be Muslim, etc. And that they would feel just as strongly about that religion as they do about Christianity. For some reason, they don't like to hear that. I don't know why.