Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Coincidence?

August 22, 2006 12:00am
Article from: BANG Showbiz
TROUBLED pop diva Whitney Houston has a new fan - America's most wanted man, Osama bin Laden.

Alert the Mutaween!!


Kola Boof, the terrorist's former sex slave, claims in her new book that he was obsessed with the troubled How Will I Know singer.

She revealed to Harpers Bazaar magazine: "He told me Whitney was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen.

"He said that he had a paramount desire for her and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting."

Kola - who until recently wrote for US soap opera The Days of Our Lives - also says Osama wanted to shower her with gifts and convert her to Islam.
The 37-year-old explained: "He said he wanted to give her a mansion he owned in a suburb of Khartoum.

"He would say how beautiful she is, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband - Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women's husbands killed."
Kola added: "He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his colour rule and make her one of his wives."

September 13, 2006
(AP) The tumultuous marriage of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown _ which withstood drug addiction, Brown's numerous arrests, the decline of Houston's once-sparkling image and domestic abuse allegations _ is coming to an end.A publicist for Houston confirmed to The Associated Press that the Grammy-winning, superstar singer had filed for divorce after 14 years of marriage.Publicist Nancy Seltzer declined to reveal where or when Houston filed the divorce papers, and said the singer had no statement to make."I can just confirm that she has filed for divorce," Seltzer said Wednesday.Brown's lawyer said Houston had filed papers for a legal separation.Houston and Brown, who had a home in Alpharetta, Ga., have one child, a 13-year-old daughter, Bobbi Kristina.

Now here's a reality show I’d tune in to see! Whitney converting to Islam - at the barrel of a hooka...Whitney slapping Bin Laden around... Whitney organizing the other wives, only to double-cross them...

3 comments:

The dykes next door said...

You know, it seems like the soap opera that is Whitney and Bobby Brown's life has been going on for decades...but it's only been 14 years. You reckon she'll revive her career now? (you can't hear the tone, but my typing sounded very sarcastic). You know, there have always been rumors that she played for our team (you know, my wife's and mine, nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more)but I don't really think that we queers really want to claim her.

Lady Zeuss said...

Soap Opera, yes, and DND was correct, I don't even like the idea of claiming her as a "sister". Any woman who has a record as long as hers, showing up beaten to a pulp so many times and GOING BACK to the asshole would have to go to great lengths to get any respect, or even any sympathy from me. If she hadn't made an impact with her voice, what, 16, 18 years ago, she'd be nothing more than an addict trying to collect welfare and we wouldn't even know her name!

Get A Life! said...

I have a friend who worked for many years in the music industry and she told me the same thing - Whitney is gay and felt it had to be hidden. I agree with Lady Zeuss: much worse to be seen as tolerating abuse! Sad to see such talent squandered.