Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Caution: objects in photo more vindictive than they appear
On Aug. 20, 2008, Edwards was walking along the floor near bleachers at the dolphin exhibit and fell, the suit says. The injuries from the fall caused her to lose wages, incur medical expenses and experience physical and mental suffering, the suit says.
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Allecyn: (Sobbing) It was horrible, your honor. The dolphin was just laughing at me! Eeeeeh! Eeeeh! Eheee! With that big smirk!!
Judge Judy: And what were you doing right before the fall?
Allecyn: Texting my boyfriend.
Judge Judy: I'm sorry, but I find for the defendant. There's not enough proof they did it on porpoise.
Allecyn: I knew it! I just knew you'd believe those lyin' Belugas. All those fish are in on the conspiracy!
Judge Judy: Actually, they're Marine Mammals.
Allecyn: Oh, so now they're veterans?
What if the zoo loses? Do they serve the offending dolphin in the food court? Lose a bunch of penguins? Fill the tank with sand for a safety-grip surface? Bottom Line: the only one making a splash is the law firm of Munday & Nathan.
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Al: Go ahead, open it.
Me: Naaaaa... Looks like we're going to make it to our anniversary.