Tuesday, August 25, 2009

iMPLODE-A-PHONE


Gosh, honey, of course I wanted to call you, but did you really want me to take the chance of putting my i out?




Can't wait till they are banned from aircraft as explosive devices. Detonate! Yes, there's an app for that!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Post With a Porpoise

Caution: objects in photo more vindictive than they appear



Allecyn Edwards sued the Chicago Zoological Society and the zoo because she claims they "recklessly and willfully trained and encouraged the dolphins to throw water at the spectators in the stands making the floor wet and slippery," "failed to provide warnings of the slippery floor" and "failed to provide mats ... when the staff knew the floor would get wet and slippery," among other negligent acts, according to the complaint.

On Aug. 20, 2008, Edwards was walking along the floor near bleachers at the dolphin exhibit and fell, the suit says. The injuries from the fall caused her to lose wages, incur medical expenses and experience physical and mental suffering, the suit says.



(enjoy comments here)



Allecyn: (Sobbing) It was horrible, your honor. The dolphin was just laughing at me! Eeeeeh! Eeeeh! Eheee! With that big smirk!!



Judge Judy: And what were you doing right before the fall?



Allecyn: Texting my boyfriend.


Judge Judy: I'm sorry, but I find for the defendant. There's not enough proof they did it on porpoise.


Allecyn: I knew it! I just knew you'd believe those lyin' Belugas. All those fish are in on the conspiracy!

Judge Judy: Actually, they're Marine Mammals.

Allecyn: Oh, so now they're veterans?



What if the zoo loses? Do they serve the offending dolphin in the food court? Lose a bunch of penguins? Fill the tank with sand for a safety-grip surface? Bottom Line: the only one making a splash is the law firm of Munday & Nathan.


Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Monday, August 17, 2009

You Thought I Was Nuts??

Then you haven't met Koopa, the paint-ing turtle...

Truvia Love


Liked the Truvia!
Great texture, fantastic sweetening.
Now, to find a steady source of (stealth) supply...