Don't hurt me, mommy!
"I had one margarita [and] was starving because I had not eaten all day," she said. "Maybe I was speeding a little bit and I got pulled over. I was just really hungry and I wanted to have an In-N-Out Burger."
Oh, yeah, right, like that twig eats burgers. Did she just plan to nibble the lettuce and sniff the bun before tossing it out the jacknife door?
Police said Hilton failed a sobriety test but she has not been charged with any offense. That decision will be made by the Los Angles County District Attorney in the next few days.
Depends on how many sex tapes she's willing to autograph...
Hilton's publicist Elliot Mintz, who picked up his client from the police station, said Hilton was affected more than usual by the one drink she had because it was "one drink on an empty stomach after a full day's work."
What kind of nut case drinks and then drives a $452,750 car? No, wait, make that what kind of nut case drives a car that does 0-60 in 3.8 seconds with a top speed of 207 m.p.h. pulls over?
"It's the absolute minimum amount of alcohol in your system that would justify an arrest," he told reporters.
No word as to whether she blamed any particular ethnic groups for her arrest or "all the wars in the world".
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Not only is her story unbelievable, but did you see the photos of the SLR in the impound lot, surrounded by Dodge Caravans, Chevies, and Subarus? Was she on drugs, too????
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