American Idle

So what’s this big fuss about American Idol judge Paula Abdul cozying up to one of the young contestants? What’s the point of a little power if you can’t abuse it? From what I understand, she doesn’t really ‘pick’ a winner, the home viewers supposedly do - so what’s the big fuss? The whiny loser is pissed because she no longer calls him on their special ‘love phone’. Can you hear me now? I’m over you.

There is also a website that encourages people to call the American Idol show and vote for the worst contestant, thereby leaving the producers with an unmarketable winner. Take that Fox! Ooooh, they’re scared! Some fans are worried this will taint the election results. Gasp! Thank goodness tainted election results would never happen with anything important, like say…a presidential election. All elections are fair and honest. Especially those handled by electronic voting machines. Or hanging chads.