Friday, May 04, 2007

Cruise Control

(Actual conversation)

Me: I forgot my cell phone at home today honey!

Al: So?

Me: So if I get in a hideous car crash on the way home from work tonight, you won’t know until the State Police call.

Al: Why would you get into a crash?

Me: Well, with that much of my attention on the road, who knows what could happen?

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