Short, Sardonic Midwestern Woman explains exactly what's wrong with the world and how things would run so much better as soon as everyone admits the whole universe revolves around HER.
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
It's So Wrong to Like this Song (But I Do)
Right now, he's probably slow dancin' with a bleach blonde tramp and she's probably gettin frisky
Right now he's probably byin' her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey
Right now he's probably up behind her with a pool stick showin' her how to shoot a combo
And He don't know... I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up four wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
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HOW IN THE WORLD did you hear a country song????? I thought you were allergic or something!!!! That is one of my current favorites, and I sing out loud if I hear it in the car.... LOVE IT!!!! Revenge IS sweet...
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