Short, Sardonic Midwestern Woman explains exactly what's wrong with the world and how things would run so much better as soon as everyone admits the whole universe revolves around HER.
Monday, August 28, 2006
You're Demoted!
Poor Pluto. I really thought you were a planet. Guess you're just a dwarf.
Guess you must have got some rest that or the cafine is kicking in. Better start the Rewrites on all those Science books or do the teachers just skip past the section on pluto. I can see it now. Oh just ignore this part and by the way there are only 8 planets now.
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Up late!
Guess you must have got some rest that or the cafine is kicking in.
Better start the Rewrites on all those Science books or do the teachers just skip past the section on pluto. I can see it now. Oh just ignore this part and by the way there are only 8 planets now.
MM
Well, there goes my 9 yr old daughters science project this year!
RE: Science Project
One less ping pong ball to buy!
RE: Up Late
Not as late as YOU!
RE: Textbooks Rewritten
Your kid's school is probably using a text that says someday we will reach the moon. Sad but true.
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