Short, Sardonic Midwestern Woman explains exactly what's wrong with the world and how things would run so much better as soon as everyone admits the whole universe revolves around HER.
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Would You Like a McJob With That?
Headline: Value of Older Workers Likely Will Increase
Between the Lines: As Demand for Soylent Green Rises
That’s just one of the feel-good articles in the Business section this week. Another detailed the job growth prospects of various occupations in the coming years. Wave good - bye as anything decent boards a slow boat to China…
What's left? Why these hot prospects!
10 hot jobs in Illinois
1. Registered nurses - sick people? I don't think so!
2. Retail salespeople - been there, done that, quit that
3. Business operations specialists - if you can't tell what the job is from the title, good luck!
4. Janitors and cleaners, except maids/housekeepers - huh?
5. Customer service representatives - Customer Clueless
6. Waiters and waitresses - I can so relate
7. Food prep/service workers, fast food - Would you like fries with that?
8. General and operations managers - barely managing now as it is...
9. Cashiers - sorry, I'm over-qualified: I can make change for a $20
10. Truck drivers, heavy/tractor trailer - this is out, I can't parallel park let alone back a trailer
Source: State of Working Illinois Report
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