He’s Ba-a-ack!

Seems our little disgruntled deer-hater got another letter published by the editor of the NWH. Thought there was some 90 day time span on how often you could get a letter in or something? Perhaps they are enjoying this as much as I am.
Antler Envy!

Interestingly enough, Wikipedia notes:

The phrase "There is balm in Gilead" also appears in a Roald Dahl short story, as words of consolation from one inmate of a mental asylum to another.

Hmmmm.

To the Editor:

There indeed is balm of Gilead. An enterprising restaurateur in Glenview is serving reindeer hot dogs.Those vile creatures called deer in search of sexual satisfaction cost me $520 out-of-pocket costs again by running into my car.With more than 1.5 million accidents caused by these sex maniacs, it is time they were eradicated. After all, 90 percent of Earth’s original species now are extinct.Adding these to the list will hardly be noticed and will save the nation $1.2 billion a year worldwide and countless deaths.Would it be correct to say we have a pandeermic?

Richard Loughran

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