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Think I'm actually going to fill out that subscription card for National Geographic magazine that I received in the mail today. Why not? There's a free map! Won't that be fun? I'll put little pins in the countries we are actively bombing/at war with and color the ones that hate us varying shades of grey to black. Then at the end of 2007, I can just take scissors and cut out those that don't exist any more...

Yep. I should have a big black snowflake when I'm done. Well, let's hope the U.S. and Britain are still legible...