Short, Sardonic Midwestern Woman explains exactly what's wrong with the world and how things would run so much better as soon as everyone admits the whole universe revolves around HER.
Sunday, March 12, 2006
That’s Mrs. Jack Bauer to You
Just saw a Fox News report that said in today’s information/internet age, it seems keeping your secret identity as a clandestine government shadow organization agent is pretty hard. The report cited websites and freedom of information acts as part of the problem.
What ever happened to the good old days when the British government disavowed all knowledge of 007’s existence? Oh, and by the way, when filling out a credit application for that new car, don’t put down Secret CIA Agent under “occupation”. It’s a real giveaway.
After hearing the report, I just wanted to fake a website ‘outing’ me as a high-powered operative. Might give some of those creepy developers pause before ticking me off.
Reading: LOVED Bitter is the New Black by Jen Lancaster and really enjoying Stiff by Mary Roach.
Watching: The Incredibles. Very good, well done. Really enjoyed King Arthur (Clive Owen, Keira Knightley: is she annoyingly gorgeous or what?) and its take on the legend.
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