Short, Sardonic Midwestern Woman explains exactly what's wrong with the world and how things would run so much better as soon as everyone admits the whole universe revolves around HER.
Sunday, March 12, 2006
So That’s the Problem
Now I know how alcoholics feel when they finally admit their addiction. You know how those little checklists run in the Dear Abby-type columns? Things like: You Have a Problem With Alcohol When… The other morning I’m listening to a local radio station air a commercial for a dermatology practice. A sympathetic doctor explains she and her partner see many patients who lack social confidence, avoid social interaction, don’t want to leave the house and dislike having their picture taken. Ohmigod! I’m an ACNE SUFFERER!! Who knew?
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A sympathetic doctor explains she and her partner see many patients who lack social confidence, avoid social interaction, don’t want to leave the house and dislike having their picture taken.
Plus, the premise of her comment suggests that we'd want to be cured.
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