Came home with my loot from the dollar store last week*, and Mr. You-Got-Me-A-Name-Brand, Right? seemed skeptical regarding the bag of 1000 generic cotton swabs on a stick I scored for a mere buck. Like what, admitting to the ENT specialist you perforated your eardrum with something less than Johnson and Johnson’s is more humiliating than having a genuine Q-Tip brand surgically extracted from your ear canal??
*You’d think I was going to a strip club; I was so excited about spending that stack of singles…
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