Thursday, February 21, 2008

Lies My Government Tells Me

Coincidence? I think Not!

Hmmm, let’s see… Tuesday a
great flash of light is seen over several northwestern states. Wednesday, the Navy claims to have successfully shot down a ‘dying spy satellite’.

Yep. That’s just what happened. Nothing more to see here folks, just keep moving.

A) I’m sure toxic gas was a real concern. That’s why we’re so careful with our beef and toy supplies.

B) I’m sure our equipment is that accurate.

C) This has nothing to do with the election.

D) Or Castro.

E) Or Lady Di's death.
Prince Phillip in the Library with a Candle Stick...

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