Sunday, January 08, 2006

New Year’s Resolutions

See the exhibit Pompeii

See the musical Wicked

Become Editor of the Chicago Tribune*

Find out how fast my new car is

You know that supposed 8% of humankind that is using up 40% of the Earth’s natural resources? Work on getting that other 92% down to a more manageable 96%

Move to a planet where they appreciate me

Get A Life!


*(something tells me there’s a corner office empty since they ran '12 found alive in coal mine’ and repeated Tuesday’s comic page on Wednesday in the January 4 paper)

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