Short, Sardonic Midwestern Woman explains exactly what's wrong with the world and how things would run so much better as soon as everyone admits the whole universe revolves around HER.
Monday, January 02, 2006
Master Pieces Theater of the Macabre
Ever wonder what happened to Alistair Cooke? In a story straight from a Simpsons episode with Doctor Nick, he may be in a truck driver or waitress near you. Seems his body parts may have been sold for profit, without his family’s consent. I just want to go on record now: please sell my tissues for as much as you can possibly get. I’m worth way more than $7K! What good will my organs do in a pine box? A low mileage liver can give someone a second chance. Or is that a last call?
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