Will This Train Wreck Even Leave the Station?

Van Halen set for a concert tour? With David Lee Roth as lead singer? Seems I've heard this one before. Think I'll pass. Will they record any new material? Do more than three shows?

As one of the few who thinks there is a place in this world for both Van Halen and Van Hagar, I'd like to take this opportunity to point out the band's problem is NOT the lead singer, but Eddie. I mean, he's down to working with his son - so it's 3 Van Halens to one... What, don't they have some cousin who can sing?

Who cares? Sammy is doing great, and that's the important thing.