Short, Sardonic Midwestern Woman explains exactly what's wrong with the world and how things would run so much better as soon as everyone admits the whole universe revolves around HER.
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Speaking of the La Brea Tar Pits
Louise: There’s a special on the National Geographic channel about the Dire Wolf and how the grey wolf succeeded while they died out…
Me: Cool! Thanks for telling me, I love that stuff. I’ll turn it on.
***(next day)***
Louise: Did you turn on the NG channel? I watched the Dire Wolf, the Saber Toothed-Tiger and the buffalo specials…
Me: I saw some of the first two. You know what caused the extinction of the Dire Wolf? The rise of the mighty NASCAR. Seems Intimidius Minoris edged them out every commercial break, so I didn’t quite get to see everything. We really need two TVs.
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