Short, Sardonic Midwestern Woman explains exactly what's wrong with the world and how things would run so much better as soon as everyone admits the whole universe revolves around HER.
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Why Does she Bother Calling?
Mom: Oh my, have you seen the news? The stock market continues to fall! I’m so worried.
Me: And when they declare size-six shoes as currency I’ll own this planet and everyone on it! Bwha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!! Slaves! You’ll all be my slaves!!
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