Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Why Does she Bother Calling?


Mom: Oh my, have you seen the news? The stock market continues to fall! I’m so worried.

Me: And when they declare size-six shoes as currency I’ll own this planet and everyone on it! Bwha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!!! Slaves! You’ll all be my slaves!!

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