Me: (Examining white Harley T-Shirt with purple dots across shoulder left atop Evil Maytag Washer) What's this?
Al: A shirt I want you to pre-treat for the laundry.
Me: Do you know what the stain is? Looks like berries....
Al: Butterfly.
Me: (stifling snicker) Butterfly?
Al: I hit a butterfly on my bike. If I would have known, I would have worn a black T Shirt.
Me: (soaking shirt with "Shout" and watching the purple turn to a sickly olive green) Yeah, those roving bands of butterflies are bad news - better tell all the guys over a beer.
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