Short, Sardonic Midwestern Woman explains exactly what's wrong with the world and how things would run so much better as soon as everyone admits the whole universe revolves around HER.
Saturday, December 16, 2006
Ragin' Romaine
Now health officials believe lettuce, and not green onions, may be to blame for the recent E. coli outbreak that sickened 71 people in five states.
(Onions everywhere cried with relief.)
Perhaps a new restaurant chain called "Lettuce Infect You" is in order here...
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"Well, it's obvious... we need a Ministry of Lettuce Safety. Government can fix anything!", he typed sarcastically...
Ragin' Romijn.
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