Saturday, December 16, 2006

Ragin' Romaine

Now health officials believe lettuce, and not green onions, may be to blame for the recent E. coli outbreak that sickened 71 people in five states.

(Onions everywhere cried with relief.)

Perhaps a new restaurant chain called "Lettuce Infect You" is in order here...


Ask not for whom the Taco Bell Tolls...

2 comments:

The Libertarian Guy said...

"Well, it's obvious... we need a Ministry of Lettuce Safety. Government can fix anything!", he typed sarcastically...

KaneCitizen said...

Ragin' Romijn.