Monday, December 18, 2006


Hark the Herald Lizards Sing !

Yes, the lizards are dressed as little angels this year, although it’s hard to see the wings in this photo. Also, the more astute among you may have also noticed there are only two Bearded Dragon lizards featured this year. The youngest, Snappy, passed away this summer; hence the ‘angels with harps’ theme. Although our holiday will be a little sadder without Snap, we are celebrating just the same. That means massive amounts of trans-fats, because you never know if the ban might be successful.
Merry Christmas to all, and Best Wishes Towards Getting a Life in the New Year!!

Top Twenty Signs You Need to Get a Life …

You’ve spent more time procrastinating about this post than actually writing it…

You read the Letters to the Editor Page to find out who your friends are…and enemies.

You have to have a long talk with your spouse about how the living room has a one-trophy limit…

Al Gore won’t return your calls…

You scour the clearance racks for doll clothes that look like they might fit your Bearded Dragons…

The local shopping mall sends you a get well card if you miss a week…

Your watch dog is sleeping on the package the UPS man left…

Donald Rumsfeld asks if he can use you as a reference…

You wonder what’s in pepperoni; but not too long, because it’s your favorite food…

Your cat has a more active social life than you do…

The number of shoes in your closet far exceeds anything featured on Sex in the City…

Your hunting party introduces new member Dick Cheney…

You solve your home appliance problems by typing “Maytag Sucks” into a Google search engine…

The thought of global warming pleases you…

Your biggest charitable contribution of the year went to “Keep it Field’s”…

Salman Rushdie gets out more than you do…

The last home-cooked meal you made ended in “Helper”…

Judith Regan says she’ll never ask your opinion on anything again…

You use your pet fish as a barometer…

But the #1 way to tell you need a life is:

You look forward to getting a Christmas card with lizards on it every year!

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