Three people have died from lack of platelets tonight, and it’s all my fault.
It’s been so bitterly cold here, and what with the time change and all, my hibernation instincts have kicked in. All I am doing is eating sugar and starch, and I can’t wait to leave work each day so I can go home and sleep on the couch. Not too conducive to blog posting, much less calorie-burning. I should have gone to the health club last night, but canceled due to a lack of ambition. Then this morning I realized I had signed up to participate in a blood drive at the health club, so I missed that too.
Great. I’m fat, pimply due to excessive chocolate, and murderer.
Oh well. Nothing a six-month sleep can’t cure.
Works for me! Where do I sign up?
3 comments:
Wow! Then, if I add jet lag to the mix of being overworked on my vacation, the time change, lack of sun and severe drop in temperature, there is a REASON that I want to drop my head on my desk by 2:00 pm!?!?!Hallelu---zzzzzzz......
Something tells me, we human's don't get the same weightloss results bears do when hybernating.
Good news. Your lack of donation won't effect the blood drive for 3 months, so you are a future murderer! Just kidding, I felt impulsed to say it.
I'm enjoying reading your blog.
Three months from now I will wake with alarm from a sound sleep...and not remember why I'm supposed to feel guilty!
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