Monday, October 23, 2006

An Inconvenient Flurry



Dear Al,

What do you say now, Mr. Smartypants? This is the coldest October on record. In fact, it’s snowing as I type this and this isn’t even the first snow of the season. Chicago has never had measurable snowfall this early before. Where’s my global warming? Where’s my Best Year Ever, 2005? Oh, you’re blaming the snow on greenhouse gasses as well. I see. Mighty convenient. Fine. Send me a map indicating those areas that will increase in temperature but continue to get reasonable amounts of precipitation. I will then move away and stop bothering you.

But I’m taking both of my high-octane slurping pavement monsters.

GAL

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Alternate post title: "Inconvenient Truthiness."

Get A Life! said...

I like it!!!