Saturday, May 30, 2009

Today's To-Do List

Clear throat uncomfortably.

Don't make eye contact.

Stick hands in pockets.

Whistle nervously.

Rock back and forth a little bit on heels.

Twitch one eye.

Practice look of stern disapproval.

Wait for China to do something about North Korean nuclear testing.
Oh, wait, that's the White House's to do list! Now where did mine go?

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