The book will be published on September 15
with an initial print run of 5 million copies,
which will be the largest first printing in
publisher Random Houses's history.
Langdon: Hello, I'm Professor Robert Langdon, I was called from Harvard regarding the missing money.
Buxom Bimbo: Harvard? The place with the cow? We used to go there for the parade when I was a kid!
Langdon: Uh.... no, I'm a symbologist.
BB: Oh, you can't eat cows. I'm sorry. Must be hard living there.
Langdon: The money. The missing money?
BB: Yeah, it's supposed to be right here! Millions and millions of dollars.
Langdon: It's a leather bound ledger, looks rather new. It seems to be missing many $$$$, and perhaps more than a few commas.
BB: I told you! There's no money! All that has been left behind is this odd little rectangle.
Langdon: Man, that's one ugly rectangle. Not golden at all.
BB: (gasping) Looks like blood.
Langdon: No, it's ink. Red ink. Over here - look, it's the letters IAWG
BB: Is that the sacred name of God?
Langdon: More powerful than that. It stands for International Affiliation of Writer's Guilds! Do you know what that means?
Langdon: That's no rectangle - that's a Remainder Bin!!!!