Help Demanded

Retail Store Clerk

Low, Low Pay Every Day!
Must be able to work nights, weekends, mornings, holidays, afternoons, and evenings

– all at the same time!
Includes stingy medical benefits that are difficult to qualify for and generous vacation time

(at our discretion, unpaid)
Must know difference between snipping red wire vs. green wire

Risk-Takers encouraged to apply

As if you needed any further proof of the Evil Monopoly, read about these poor Canadian workers who were told they had to search the store for a bomb. Why risk a specially-trained dog? They’re quite expensive. Non-Union cash register clerks are a Loonie a dozen.