Would You Like Outrage With That?

Credit or Debit?
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Credit

Would You Like a Car Wash?
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No

Would You Like to Use Your 401K to Pay for This Transaction?
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Yes

Stopped at the gas station as my gallons-per-mile monster wanted to be fed the good stuff. This car says ‘Feed Me’ more often than Audrey II. Paid $2.75 a gallon for 93 octane and ended up with a bill just under forty dollars. This is disgusting. How can you invade an oil-producing nation and have any oil to show for it? Wake up America. Oil interests are running this country and are making us suffer so we will let them drill anywhere. National forest? Sure. My back yard? Eminent Domain. Darn convenient how no one has ever made the refineries maintain, upgrade or add to their holdings. Perhaps I can squeeze a few oil-soaked ducks into my tank. Meanwhile Korea is cloning dogs (Wonder what they’re up to a few degrees north?) and Iran is laying in a store of peaceful plutonium, yet we don’t say boo to them. Get in your SUV and drive to the polls, people. Try voting for someone who can win a war and is not afraid to keep the spoils.

Vintage Vette Virago