Short, Sardonic Midwestern Woman explains exactly what's wrong with the world and how things would run so much better as soon as everyone admits the whole universe revolves around HER.
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Weapon of Mass Distraction
Seems infants have been denied boarding on flights because their names are the same or similar to those of possible terrorists on the government’s no-fly list. Well, I don’t know about you, but I think toddlers in general should be on a no-fly list. Think a plane jacking is going to wreck your day? How about suffering through an international flight seated in front of eighteen month old bent on kicking your seat, screaming and throwing up on the back of your neck? That would be enough for me to commandeer a jet air craft and crash it into a nearby skyscraper.
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