If I were a millionaire whose daddy got me into an Ivy League college, avoided any dangerous military service and had no conscience whatsoever to stress me out or cause high blood pressure.
Oh, a job with a ton of vacation days so I could bike all I wanted wouldn’t hurt either.
Did I mention all the free health care me or my family would ever need?
Yep. I’d be in great shape too.
In a related story: Exactly how many calories does speaking out of the side of your mouth burn?
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