Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Letter to the Shareholders

Dear Stockholders Who Just Lost Everything:

Remember me? The girl you laughed at? You said I was foolish, spending all my money. Scoffed at the way I enjoyed the moment, never thinking about tomorrow. Predicted I'd be sorry someday. Well you know what?

My closet is still full of shoes.

How's that portfolio lookin'? I thought so.

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