Friday, June 06, 2008

Singles Ad

SWS (Single White Sock) with red trim ISO same.

Last known whereabouts: laundry pile

Enjoys: Long walks, color-safe bleach, and fabric softener.

Turn ons: scented foot powder, perfectly pedicured feet

Turn offs: athlete's foot, blisters

Suspects: The Maytag Twins

See "Lonely Sock Drawer" to apply.

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