Monday, June 30, 2008

Actual Conversations At My House

Me: "So let me get this straight... The Cubs sweep the series on the North Side, and the Sox sweep the series on the South Side?"

Al: "That's right"

Me: "Oh, that's not rigged for ratings."

Al: "What makes you think they could find two Chicago teams that would agree to cheat?"

Me:"I saw they had the little kids planting oaks at the conservation property down the street today."

Al: "Did you ask them to come down here and plant a few?"

Me: "I was driving a vintage muscle car that burns 93 octane. I wasn't taking any chances by slowing down in front of a group of environmentalists."

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