Al: "That's right"
Me: "Oh, that's not rigged for ratings."
Al: "What makes you think they could find two Chicago teams that would agree to cheat?"
Me:"I saw they had the little kids planting oaks at the conservation property down the street today."
Al: "Did you ask them to come down here and plant a few?"
Me: "I was driving a vintage muscle car that burns 93 octane. I wasn't taking any chances by slowing down in front of a group of environmentalists."
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