Monday, June 11, 2007

Right Show, Wrong Celebrities

ABC has a new reality show, "Fast Cars and Super Stars":

Twelve celebrities -- including extreme skateboarder Tony Hawk, daredevil surfer Laird Hamilton and tennis diva Serena Williams -- trained with NASCAR drivers before competing in time-trial races at the Lowe's Motor Speedway near Charlotte, N.C.

This is all well and good, but regular readers know my pet peeve is billionaires without the common sense to learn to drive their super cars properly - and sober. So I'd like to see Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Nicole Richie learn to drive on a closed track.

Oh, wait, let's not even have them start out with real cars.

They need to work up to that...

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