Short, Sardonic Midwestern Woman explains exactly what's wrong with the world and how things would run so much better as soon as everyone admits the whole universe revolves around HER.
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Am I the Only One?
Paris Hilton has decided not to appeal her 45 day jail sentence, of which she'll probably serve less than half.
Personally, I'd love thirty days of solitary, if I could have as many books as I liked. People get on my nerves, big time. And I have so much reading to catch up on! Classics, things loaned to me by friends, tons of stuff!
Also, the heiress claims to have found God. I had no idea He frequented LA night clubs!
"God sent her to jail as part of a plan, she said, explaining her epiphany. "
Even God hates Auto Abusers. Let that be a lesson, ladies...
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