Dear Red Cross:

Here's my donation for hurricane relief. Pick a hurricane. Any hurricane.

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At what point do we blame the people relocated to the Astrodome as being storm magnets? When they move to South Dakota and one hits there?

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Mr. Right wants to offer the ugly couches to refugees. Great. I'm married to a compassionate conservative. Wait 'til one takes his job.

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Gas is predicted to rise to $4 per gallon. What a crock. There is no basis for such an increase, other than greed. Note to self: buy gas station to get wholesale prices