So I swing by the local Evil - Mart (oh, like you're not a hypocrite...) to pick up some drugs for my desprately ill Al*. On my way out I see a teen girl facing the shampoo.
"When you're finished with that, check the watermelons up front for scorpions."
She didn't get it.
Don't young people read blogs anymore?
*Influenza is a serious condition that can lead to death. Like I'd get that lucky.
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