Friday, May 30, 2008

Yes, I Really Said That

So I swing by the local Evil - Mart (oh, like you're not a hypocrite...) to pick up some drugs for my desprately ill Al*. On my way out I see a teen girl facing the shampoo.

"When you're finished with that, check the watermelons up front for scorpions."

She didn't get it.

Don't young people read blogs anymore?

*Influenza is a serious condition that can lead to death. Like I'd get that lucky.

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