Wednesday, May 12, 2010


Top Ten BP Excuses
10."The Gulf of Mexico was overdue for its 3,000 oil change"
9."We promise we'll get around to it by Labor Day"
8."Relax, it's only leaking 210,000 gallons a day"
7."Giving everyone a free BP travel mug"
6."Louisiana hasn't had a disaster in 5 years"
5."Guy from Goldman Sachs said it would make money"
4."Blame FEMA"
3."Did you hear Ricky Martin's gay?"
2."Blame Toyota"
1."Honestly, we're so reckless -- surprised it took this long"

From Late Night With David Letterman (5/3/10)

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