Sunday, March 02, 2008

For Those About to Shop

We Fear For You...

Yet another shopping mall scare in our area!

A man who spent several hours at the Old Orchard shopping center on Saturday bundled in a long wool coat, wearing a scarf over his nose and a stocking cap over his head was acting strangely but posed no threat, Skokie police said on Sunday.

That's OK, I've come to terms with being killed while shopping. Beats having to see the Master Card bill at the end of the month. Think I can request burial in a big shoe box?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'll keep that in mind, in case any of your family asks......Louise
P.S. Hopefully, if a sniper gets you, I will have been spared!