Ingredients: Beef Tallow, Gluten, High Fructose Corn Syrup,
Heroin, DDT, Asbestoses, stray peanuts and Palm Oil
May contain trace amounts of genetically modified potato starch.
(Not intended for: Vegetarians, people with food allergies, lactating mothers, women who are pregnant, women who want to become pregnant, women who could become pregnant and children under 12. See your doctor if shortness of breath, irregular heartbeat, weight gain, loss of vision or Wrong Happy Meal Toy Issued occurs.)
May contain trace amounts of genetically modified potato starch.
(Not intended for: Vegetarians, people with food allergies, lactating mothers, women who are pregnant, women who want to become pregnant, women who could become pregnant and children under 12. See your doctor if shortness of breath, irregular heartbeat, weight gain, loss of vision or Wrong Happy Meal Toy Issued occurs.)
First my government lies to me, and now my fast-food provider. After being pilloried for not reporting the correct amount of trans-fat in their French fries comes news that McDonald’s has finally acknowledged their fries are not gluten-free either. Coming on the heels of my viewing the movie Insider, I think we need a Hamburger U scientist to step forward and reveal that crack cocaine is a main component of the side dish.
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