Monday, April 13, 2009

Collecting Animosity

Nothing wholesome here! Looks more like a Bond Girl.
Specializing in miniature horses?
Specializing in wealthy sheiks? Is that a tiny mint julep in her hand?

Would this bitch stay home already? She's already made me insecure as a Corvette owner and Veterinary school dropout, and now she has to show up at the Kentucky Derby?
As the owner of the winning horse, I'm sure.

Moral: If you have impossible proportions made of plastic, the world is your oyster.

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