Friday, November 07, 2008

Actual Conversation

Me: (taking last bathroom paper cup) Darn! I knew I forgot to buy something at the Dollar Store today.

Al: You shouldn't buy them there. Those are probably from China and tainted.

Me: OK, fine. I won't buy any cups made north of the Mason - Dixon line.

(Full eight second pause)

Al: Ha! I get it.

Guess I'm just the Contact cold pill of comedy...

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