This Never Happened to Major Nelson...

Ok, first off, can we all agree that 'wearing a diaper to avoid bathroom breaks' is evidence of a premeditated plan? And that a BB Gun, steel mallet, knife and pepper spray don't exactly shout "I'm just here to talk"? More like the Right Stuff for murder, wouldn't you agree?


Astro-Nut Lisa Nowak having a bad day


Really now, who wants a grown man known as Billy O?

But most troubling, what part of putting an electronic monitoring device on a robotics major sounds like a security measure?

"More than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship" - heck, that describes most marriages I know. For more on this angle, see Tom D'Antoni.

What of that 'psychological screening' all astronauts get? Big help here, obviously.

Bottom line: Why didn't she just send a robot to kill her rival?