Monday, February 12, 2007

Demand Your Equal Right

...to rape, pillage and plunder just like the boys!

Ladies! Are you sick of making 78% of the pay a man does for the same job?

Having only 14 Senate seats and 70 House?

Tired of being almost exactly half the earth's population, yet none of it's Ten Worst Dictators?

That's right, while you're taking the kids to soccer practice, scrubbing toilets, planning and cooking meals, some two-bit male despot is getting all the glory!

Wouldn't you love to have some Me-Time to write a book? Produce a movie? Ban lip-syncing? Execute homosexual males? Declare a mandatory religion? Control the press? Have currency issued with your image? Arm ten-year-olds?

Or just have a golden statue erected in your honor?

The list goes on and on. I don't know about you, but I'm tired of missing out! Get motivated, sisters!

Stage a coup! Get involved. It's never too late to impact world history.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

damn I knew I shouldnt have metioned world domination in that e-mail survey :)
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