And you thought my cooking was bad...

If you believe we sterilize our equipment, clap your hands...

(but don't lick them)


If you believe a snack food can kill, clap your hands...


If you believe a lawsuit will be filed, clap your hands...

Gosh, Wendy, I'm sorry I've been such a jealous fool!

To make amends, I've made you a nice sandwich...