O! You better watch out!
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why…
Tainted Toys are coming
to your town!
They’ll poison you while you’re sleeping,
The Saftey Seal’s a fake…
They’ll toxify you to your toes
Cause dangerous is all they make!
The CEOs making a list,
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out whose
labor rates are nice.
Tainted Toys are coming
to your town!
The sweat shop’s working when
you are sleeping
And even times when
you're awake…
The orphan knows that
bad or good
He’s working a 16 hour shift,
for goodness sake!
You might want to pass
On gift-giving this year,
Haven’t got a chance with
the lax FDA here…
Tainted Toys are coming …
Tainted Toys are coming
to town!
This year’s card is brought to you by:
Ma-Tell You Months After We Knew There Was a Problem
and Cheaper-Price Toys.
Copyright 2007
Dressed Dragons Productions
1 comment:
Oh I love this one! Reminds me of O Little Bank Americard.....LOL
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