Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Well, of Course it's Made in China


This rolling, rough and tough Dusty the Talking Vacuum Cleaner comes alive with animation, realistic sounds (that would be you, swearing) and fun activities (being tested for lead is a great passtime!). Dusty's friend Brushy comes attached and the two have cleaning fun all day long as they talk to each other. The vacuum cleaner's handle moves up and down just like a real one, and the free-rolling wheels activate 30 fun phrases and realistic vacuum sounds (Like "favorite toy caught in a vortex"). As the vacuum rolls along, watch the "dirt" swirling in the canister! *
*Had this been a real Hoover, that dirt would be swirling out the motor...
Phrases include :
"Maytag Sucks - But Hoover Doesn't!"
"My warranty has just expiiiiiiirerrrrrrrdddddd"
"The toaster will lead the takeover at dawn - pass it on"
"I'm sorry, this model is not included in the recall. Would you like to buy an extended warranty?"
"This item falls well within the limits of lead particles per million when used as directed. Directions: do not touch with bare skin. Do not inhale near product. Do not leave in direct sunlight or feed after midnight."

2 comments:

Shera said...

This is funny! How about, buy a Kirby!

Reluctant Kerry said...

Just like my mother always told me . . . "We mustn't gnaw on our vavuum."